09 - voice;

[waypastcool]

Hey, got a question for you guys! Now that we've got electricity, that opens up a whole window of opportunity for makin' a good ol' chili dog. Microwaves, boilin', or using a good ol' grill. So here's what I wanna know... just what's the best way to cook 'em up in your opinion?

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But I've got a real question here, not just about good eatin', either! See, I've been hearin' about some murders goin' on. Just what's the big deal? I know death ain't permanent here, but that's way past uncool. And I'm sure loads of people are already on the job, but if anyone needs a hand, just lemme know. It's about time I pitched in. What kinda hero would I be if I just let this slip by?

Comments

voice;

[boranda-hawk.livejournal.com]

...Grill.

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[merepuppet.livejournal.com]

You'd be like the rest of the so-called heroes in this place.

voice;

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think!

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Hey! There's nothin' so-called about me, pal!

voice;

[boranda-hawk.livejournal.com]

It tastes good that way.

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[merepuppet.livejournal.com]

Really?

voice

[sacrificemyself.livejournal.com]

... what's a chili dog?

voice;

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

You better believe it! Plus the ol' dog gets nice and crisp. Microwaving's too soft.

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Totally! I've saved the planet before! How's that for so-called, huh?

voice

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Only the coolest food out there!

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[merepuppet.livejournal.com]

That means absolutely nothing to me.

voice

[sacrificemyself.livejournal.com]

They're not like... real dogs, are they?

voice

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Real dogs? No way, man! What kinda hedgehog would I be if I ate dogs? 'specially since I had a pet dog once!

Nah, they're made from sausages.

voice

[sacrificemyself.livejournal.com]

... a hedgehog? Is that what you are? Don't think I've ever seen one of those before....

Oh! Well, yeah, sausages are okay, then. I like sausages.

voice

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Sure am! But not just any hedgehog. After all, how many 'hogs can juice it at the speed of sound? Well... normally. The power cap cuts that way down!

And they're even better cooked up on a bun with some chili and cheese slapped on. Toss in a few onions, and there's nothin' better!

voice

[sacrificemyself.livejournal.com]

'Juice it?' Er, well, right, you're different from other hedgehogs. For one thing, most of them don't talk. Not where I'm from, anyway.

I never had them like that. I wonder if Harry or Hermione ever did, or if that's just something from your world. Sounds good, either way.

voice;

[boranda-hawk.livejournal.com]

I've never tried microwaving.

voice

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Running, in other words. See, I've got the rocket in my pocket-- I'm way fast! As for talkin', guess that's just a part of being a Mobian.

One of these days I oughta whip up another batch of 'em. There's still loads of people who're missing out, and you ain't lived 'til you've had one of my 'dogs!

voice;

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Well, it's good for a quick snack, sure, but sometimes it makes food taste all weird and junk.

Not with chili dogs, at least.

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, no need to be so harsh.

So what do you know about this mess?

voice;

[boranda-hawk.livejournal.com]

Oh.

So it only works for...chili dogs?

voice;

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Nah, there's other stuff it works for. Definitely good if you're on the go!

voice

[sacrificemyself.livejournal.com]

[Ron has no idea what a rocket is and has decided it's best to skip it for now.] Mobian... has to do with where you're from?

I guess I'll take your word for it. The food here is better than what I'd been getting before, so anything's bound to be an improvement to toadstools and rainwater.

voice;

[boranda-hawk.livejournal.com]

That sounds useful.

voice

[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Yep! I came here straight from planet Mobius!

... Whoa, whoa, hold it! Toadstools?