Sonic Hedgehog (SatAM) (
waypastcool) wrote2010-01-31 06:51 pm
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07 - action;
[There's something blue whizzing around the village today. Yes, seems Sonic's out and about, but the little experiment's finally gotten to him, because he's got some phony shoulderpads and a red cape on. ...and a fake mustache.
He's also throwing garbage around, although he comes to a stop briefly for a moment.]
Think it needs a bit more over there.
[Oh, man.]
Man, I don't even get how Buttnik thought this'd help. Aw well, juice and jam time!
[Aaand back to speeding around. No worries, he doesn't have much. Just some half-eaten food, paper cups, and other random things to make a minor mess.]
He's also throwing garbage around, although he comes to a stop briefly for a moment.]
Think it needs a bit more over there.
[Oh, man.]
Man, I don't even get how Buttnik thought this'd help. Aw well, juice and jam time!
[Aaand back to speeding around. No worries, he doesn't have much. Just some half-eaten food, paper cups, and other random things to make a minor mess.]
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HEY
What do you think you're doing, spreading all that... disgusting stuff around? Wherever she sees the trash, Ammy gets right to it. If it's half-eaten food, she wolfs it right down, pun intended. If it's paper cups, she buries it since paper can easily decompose into soil with time. Anything else... well, she'll find something to do with it.
SHE WON'T ALLOW THIS, YOU VILLAIN.]
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[Oh, he sees what you did there and is rushing on over.]
Not cool, man! You're trashin' my master plan!
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It's just trash! Ain't like I'm turnin' people into 'bots or anything.
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Aha! Maybe this can be a ~diversion~! Tossing some dried up bread now.]
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Ammy gulps down the bread quickly and hurries after him! She's not as fast as Sonic, but she's still impressively so. She'll take any of the food he throws away and gobble it down, too. If she gets sick after this she's blaming you.]
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But here, have some old sausages!]
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Some more cups, followed by a mushy banana.]
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and I can't resist, he's going to pursue, picking up the trash in a plastic bag, then catch up to find out what is going on! That getup, ffff. XD]Hey, what're you doin'?! Heh, you of all hedgehogs should know how uncool this is! ... And what are you wearing?
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Hey, what's with the bag? How am I gonna get anything done if you start wipin' my trail?
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As for the getup? Dunno, man. Just had the urge to dress up like ol' Buttnik today! Strange, huh?
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Heh, ruining your little parade, that's what. No matter who you are, I can't let you do somethin' you shouldn't be, you know!
But it's just the experiment at work, it's why everyone's been actin' so weird. 'Least you're still you for the most part.
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[tossing an empty bottle to the side.]
What else am I supposed to do about this?
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I guess you just gotta ride it out 'til it's over! You're not really hurtin' anyone anyway, so we gotta be relieved about that. If you start doing that, then you're gettin' your butt kicked like any other bad guy, heh.
So what else are you plannin' to do to this place while you're at it, huh?
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Well, that and ditch this 'stache.
[Which he'll do startiiiing...now!]
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Just be you! You're way too cool to be some villain... 'Sides, villains don't have as much fun as heroes do!