Sonic Hedgehog (SatAM)

Yo, Johto! Are you ready to rock?

[The feed opens with a nice shot of Sonic holding a bright red, electric guitar. He's somewhere in the middle of Violet City, surrounded by his Pokémon.

And before long, he starts playing a really corny song. Oh, but the singer in the video isn't what Sonic sounds like at all. No, his voice is much more... unique.

Now, picture that song being sung with this voice, and you'll get an idea of Sonic's performance. Sonic may good at playing guitar, but his singing leaves something to be desired unless you like Urkel singing.

And as soon as that song's over, he'll start up this as the feed ends.

But those around Violet may encounter Sonic playing various things to pass the time. Aw yeah!]

[Today there's a new voice feed popping up on PokéConnect! A voice that sounds remarkably like Steve Urkel if he wasn't a nerd.]

Aw, man! How's this thing even work? C'mon, ain't ya gonna say somethin'? Show me some weirdo map or diagram?

[Shake, shake shake, click. It switches to video, displaying lovely shot of a disgruntled teen with spiky, blue hair.]

Now we're getting somewhere! Sheesh, you'd think they'd at least give me an instruction book...

[He groans.]

Yo! Can anyone hear me? 'cause I've got a ton of questions, and so far nobody's helped me out. 'specially that 'mom' lady...

Anyway, who's the creep in charge of this place? 'cause I've got a bone to pick with the management. This town looks nice and all, but turnin' me into a human is way past uncool. What've they got against hedgehogs, anyway?

[Squeak! Give him a moment, and he'll turn the camera down to a Sneasel with one particularly jagged tooth, then turn the camera back to him.]

And what's with all the weird lookin' Mobians? This guy can't even talk! Unless he's supposed to be one of those pokey-monsters... Man, what kinda name is that?

[He shakes his head.]

One last thing. There anyone named Sally around? Tails? Rotor? Heck, even Antoine... Just gotta know if any Freedom Fighters showed up here too!

[And with that, he'll tuck the PokéGear away.

People in New Bark Town should be able to spot him as he... tries to run full speed and fails miserably. Worse is the fact that he keeps tripping over his own two feet. But that's what happens when you're a three foot rodent and you suddenly get taller and end up with totally different proportions.

His Sneasel shakes his head and watches his silly trainer get back up and try again.]

Man, don't tell me they sapped up my juice, too!

[Deep breaths, and--- BAM! There he goes again. He might need a little help here.]

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[There seems to be a very confused looking hedgehog in the forest today. He looks quite a bit similar to another Luceti resident, but he's much rounder, has shorter quills, and black eyes. Plus, his wings are a different color.

When he speaks he also sounds different. How odd.]

Man, I've never seen this part of the Great Forest before. Don't tell me I was sleep walkin'!

[He looks around, then starts to run-- very fast, in fact! Oddly, he comes to a stop within seconds.]

Wait a sec, this ain't right! What the heck happened to my speed? Something mondo fishy's going on...