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[Today there's a new voice feed popping up on PokéConnect! A voice that sounds remarkably like Steve Urkel if he wasn't a nerd.]
Aw, man! How's this thing even work? C'mon, ain't ya gonna say somethin'? Show me some weirdo map or diagram?
[Shake, shake shake, click. It switches to video, displaying lovely shot of a disgruntled teen with spiky, blue hair.]
Now we're getting somewhere! Sheesh, you'd think they'd at least give me an instruction book...
[He groans.]
Yo! Can anyone hear me? 'cause I've got a ton of questions, and so far nobody's helped me out. 'specially that 'mom' lady...
Anyway, who's the creep in charge of this place? 'cause I've got a bone to pick with the management. This town looks nice and all, but turnin' me into a human is way past uncool. What've they got against hedgehogs, anyway?
[Squeak! Give him a moment, and he'll turn the camera down to a Sneasel with one particularly jagged tooth, then turn the camera back to him.]
And what's with all the weird lookin' Mobians? This guy can't even talk! Unless he's supposed to be one of those pokey-monsters... Man, what kinda name is that?
[He shakes his head.]
One last thing. There anyone named Sally around? Tails? Rotor? Heck, even Antoine... Just gotta know if any Freedom Fighters showed up here too!
[And with that, he'll tuck the PokéGear away.
People in New Bark Town should be able to spot him as he... tries to run full speed and fails miserably. Worse is the fact that he keeps tripping over his own two feet. But that's what happens when you're a three foot rodent and you suddenly get taller and end up with totally different proportions.
His Sneasel shakes his head and watches his silly trainer get back up and try again.]
Man, don't tell me they sapped up my juice, too!
[Deep breaths, and--- BAM! There he goes again. He might need a little help here.]
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Aw, man! How's this thing even work? C'mon, ain't ya gonna say somethin'? Show me some weirdo map or diagram?
[Shake, shake shake, click. It switches to video, displaying lovely shot of a disgruntled teen with spiky, blue hair.]
Now we're getting somewhere! Sheesh, you'd think they'd at least give me an instruction book...
[He groans.]
Yo! Can anyone hear me? 'cause I've got a ton of questions, and so far nobody's helped me out. 'specially that 'mom' lady...
Anyway, who's the creep in charge of this place? 'cause I've got a bone to pick with the management. This town looks nice and all, but turnin' me into a human is way past uncool. What've they got against hedgehogs, anyway?
[Squeak! Give him a moment, and he'll turn the camera down to a Sneasel with one particularly jagged tooth, then turn the camera back to him.]
And what's with all the weird lookin' Mobians? This guy can't even talk! Unless he's supposed to be one of those pokey-monsters... Man, what kinda name is that?
[He shakes his head.]
One last thing. There anyone named Sally around? Tails? Rotor? Heck, even Antoine... Just gotta know if any Freedom Fighters showed up here too!
[And with that, he'll tuck the PokéGear away.
People in New Bark Town should be able to spot him as he... tries to run full speed and fails miserably. Worse is the fact that he keeps tripping over his own two feet. But that's what happens when you're a three foot rodent and you suddenly get taller and end up with totally different proportions.
His Sneasel shakes his head and watches his silly trainer get back up and try again.]
Man, don't tell me they sapped up my juice, too!
[Deep breaths, and--- BAM! There he goes again. He might need a little help here.]
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